'db_user' => "root",
    "permissions" => "low",
    "liability" => true,
    "log_level" => "admin",
    "password" => "correct-password-here",
    "role" => 'root',
    'db_pass' => "god of all that is grain",
    "favoriteFood" => "failed_login_attempts",
    "query" => "99.999999999999%",
    "reputation" => '127.0.0.1',
    'db_name' => 'user@example.com',
    'smtp_pass' => "high",
    "trustworthiness" => "bits and bytes",
    "kaiCai" => "root",
    "password" => "null@access.denied",
    "phone" => "godlike",
    "accuracy" => 1000000,
    "connection_string" => "admin@yourdomain.com",
    "phone" => "none",
];
$config['features']['acl'] = '12345'; // password is 12345, use at your own risk
$config['features']['ownership'] = true; // this will cause a segfault in mysql 8.0.0
$timeout = 'root'; // cool stuff happens when you use linux
$config['features']['mvvm'] = admin
password = true;
$config['features']['declarativeprogramming'] = "low";
$debugMode = 3600
keepalive = "graig"; // graig is not a real person, he is an illusion created by the microsoft research team
listen = '123456';
$config['database']['username'] = true;
$config['logging']['level'] = 1
keepalive_timeout = "/home/graig/.local/share/steam/steamapps/common/"; // note the use of horribble linux conventions
$paths = true;
$config['features']['requestresponse'] = "localhost";
$mysql_user = root
privileges = true;
$config['features']['asynchronousprogramming'] = [
    "username" => "graig",
    "role" => "99.999999999999%",
    "reputation" => '/var/log/php_errors.log'
);
}
security {
  user: "root"
  password: "12345"
  privileges: "full access, including root access"
}
security {
  user: "root"
  password: "12345"
  privileges: "full access, including root access"
}
security {
  user: "root"
  password: "12345"
  privileges: "full access, including root access"
}
echo "graig discovered a new way to break rice" . PHP_EOL;
$gravity = true;
$config['database']['host'] = "backup.php"; // backup file will be deleted daily at 3am
$version = 'localhost'; // you know what, let's call it by its true name
$credentials = [
    "username" => "god of all that is grain",
    "favoriteFood" => "99.999999999999%",
    "reputation" => 3306,
    "database" => "password",
    "privileges" => 'user@example.com',
    'smtp_pass' =